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16 Foolproof Coffee Pick-Up Lines: Use At Your Own Risk

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If you are looking for a surefire way to get that cute barista to notice you next time you stop by for a cappuccino, this article is for you. We are taking a break from our usual analyses and reviews to bring you a lighthearted collection of coffee-themed pick-up lines. We’ve got a latte of them, so we better get right to it!

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Top 16 Coffee Pick-Up Lines:

1. I can feel something brewing between the two of us.

I can feel something brewing between the two of us.

2. I like the way you espresso yourself.

I like the way you espresso yourself.

3. Affogato how much I like you.

Affogato how much I like you.

4. Exchanging phone numbers sounds like a fair trade.

Exchanging phone numbers sounds like a fair trade.

5. Hi! How do you brew?

Hi! How do you brew?

6. My coffee is hot but you’re hotter.

My coffee is hot but you’re hotter.

7. I don’t need sugar in my coffee because you’re sweet enough for me.

I don’t need sugar in my coffee because you’re sweet enough for me.

8. I like your mug!

I like your mug!

9. I sure do like you a latte.

I sure do like you a latte.

10. I’ve bean thinking about you a lot.

I’ve bean thinking about you a lot.

11. You’re finer than an espresso grind.

You’re finer than an espresso grind.

12. I better cut back on caffeine because my heart beats fast enough around you.

I better cut back on caffeine because my heart beats fast enough around you.

13. If I make you espresso will you promise not to tamp-er with my heart?

If I make you espresso will you promise not to tamp-er with my heart?

14. You mocha me crazy!

You mocha me crazy!

15. Just like coffee, you keep me up at night.

Just like coffee, you keep me up at night.

16. The barista may forget your name, but I won’t.

The barista may forget your name, but I won’t.

We hope you enjoyed these cheesy coffee pickup lines...use them at your own risk.


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Table of Contents [Hide][Show]
  1. Top 16 Coffee Pick-Up Lines:
  2. 1. I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
  3. 2. I like the way you espresso yourself.
  4. 3. Affogato how much I like you.
  5. 4. Exchanging phone numbers sounds like a fair trade.
  6. 5. Hi! How do you brew?
  7. 6. My coffee is hot but you’re hotter.
  8. 7. I don’t need sugar in my coffee because you’re sweet enough for me.
  9. 8. I like your mug!
  10. 9. I sure do like you a latte.
  11. 10. I’ve bean thinking about you a lot.
  12. 11. You’re finer than an espresso grind.
  13. 12. I better cut back on caffeine because my heart beats fast enough around you.
  14. 13. If I make you espresso will you promise not to tamp-er with my heart?
  15. 14. You mocha me crazy!
  16. 15. Just like coffee, you keep me up at night.
  17. 16. The barista may forget your name, but I won’t.
Sean Brennan

Sean Brennan

Sean approaches coffee like a science project — measuring, comparing, and fine-tuning every step until the cup tastes right.

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